We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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