this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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