Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
