shes about as inviting as chlamydia
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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