He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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