susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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