Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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