In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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