Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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