just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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