Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I take back everything I said about communal showers
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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