How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
