thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Everyone says I win the strip club
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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