She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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