My first STD was from a foam party
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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