Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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