Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
