To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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