Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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