It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
vagina is talking i cant
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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