Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I just found puke in my bra..
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I want her autograph on my taint
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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