Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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