He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
