i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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