The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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