they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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