So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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