More tranny stories later!
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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