oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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