She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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