even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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