i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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