Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Randomize
