if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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