We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just had sex bonerless
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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