Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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