I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Randomize
