Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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