i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
this will be a night to untag.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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