Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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