I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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