If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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