btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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