last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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