Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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