Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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