i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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