so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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