the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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