I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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