I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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