She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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