If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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