How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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