My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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