You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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